"How could anyone make a word out of these lousy letters?"
|Airdate||January 14, 1990|
|Written by||John Vitti|
|Directed by||David Silverman|
|Chalkboard gag||"I will not waste chalk"|
|Couch gag||The family runs to the couch and Bart gets squeezed out. He then falls in front of the television set.|